The snuggie...because my blanket has become such a burden? It seems like something that might be a good idea, until you realize your skin has started fusing to the fleece, your ass has tripled in size, your fingers are stained with Cheeto-dust, you radiate Hot Pocket scent, you've memorized the day-time line-up...I just don't know how to feel about this. Its one step closer to dying alone, your body left to rot, only to be discovered by your neighbors 3 weeks later.
Saturday, November 29, 2008
I don't know how to feel about this...
The snuggie...because my blanket has become such a burden? It seems like something that might be a good idea, until you realize your skin has started fusing to the fleece, your ass has tripled in size, your fingers are stained with Cheeto-dust, you radiate Hot Pocket scent, you've memorized the day-time line-up...I just don't know how to feel about this. Its one step closer to dying alone, your body left to rot, only to be discovered by your neighbors 3 weeks later.
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I think I told you about the juicy man down the street from us.
Pretty sure he was found in one of those while watching GSN.
Sounds like a good day to me...
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