Congrats to Daniella, Neilz and Yainks. Its great to be...a fucking graduate! Much love and exuberant pride from RonTonTon.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Veronica Koernig: The New Class
If I were an early nineties high-school sitcom, I would be nearing cancellation....I'm done with high school. At ten this morning, I will have graduated from university. So...where my Vegas wedding special where I debut a strange haircut, my group of friends and I have to scheme and lie, starting a sequence of events that lands us in jail and yet somehow, all is forgiven and someone ends up married? Once this airs, I fade into obscurity until I a) die, b) am internet rumored to have died and media outlets contact me to confirm, c)become a gif, d) Vh1 approaches me to do a reality show, e) I FINALLY get my show on TNT, because they know drama. This is the natural order of things, right?
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4 comments:
who the hell is daniella?
She is the female AC Slater. Duhz.
Can I be the wacky bartender at the hotel y’all work at? After David Lynch takes over the script, time will become a Mobius strip in the behind-the-bar area and you can watch me attempt suicide every day (a la Groundhog Day: Sometimes the suicide method is the same as yesterday…and then you realize it is yesterday) while mixing drinks for people I always describe as being “on their way in.”
you have a lovely family. congratulations on your continuing success.
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